Tag: fail

Strom-pizza

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Our beautiful disaster.

I give you the strom-pizza:

The horror

It started this morning with a cheery, “Let’s make pizza for lunch!”

John looked dubious, but I was already measuring the flour.

I had a funny feeling that I interpreted as, “I used the wrong yeast.” But my main concern was that we’d be slicing our delicious pizza a little later than I expected.

The dough rose, and I flopped it out onto the counter. John was now 100% committed and had gone downstairs to find his pizza slider. “Why is it so sticky?” he asked.

“It’s fine!” I said, shaping the dough into a rough circle on the pizza slider.

Satisfied with my crust, I stepped back and implored John to make it pretty:

Which he did

Then it happened.

Me: “You don’t think that’s going to slide off of there and into the oven, do you?

Him: “I hope so. We can’t cook it on this.”

Oh. no.

It wasn’t sliding anywhere. John wrestled with it valiantly, going to unreasonable lengths to keep our pizza pizza-shaped. In the end he had to fold it and cut it in half just to get it in the oven.

Order up!

I added a sprig of basil. Presentation is very important.

We took our strom-pizza to the couch so we could eat while watching football.

“I don’t like this restaurant,” I said. “We shouldn’t come back.”

John smiled. “Aw, let’s give it a second chance.”